Thursday
I thought I could concentrate only on grandchildren and the World Cup this week, avoiding politics altogether, but then he who will not be named pressured FIFA to suspend the Folarin Balogun red card (see my post on the incident here, and, well, so much for that wish. At least the incident, and soccer refereeing in general, has yielded some great humor, including literary jokes from my English professor son.
Driving home to Georgia after visiting us in Tennessee, he and the kids listened to a dramatized version of The Hobbit, leading to this Bluesky tweet (Tobias Wilson-Bates@phdhurtbrain@bsky.social) about soccer’s video review system:
The ref is coming back from the review station and it doesn’t look good. He’s shaking his head and I’m afraid it’s what we predicted. After VAR review “what have I got in my pocket?” is NOT a valid riddle and Bilbo is going to have to concede being eaten.
This was followed up with a Sophocles reference:
The ref is coming back from the sideline and, OH MY GOD, he’s telling Oedipus that Jocasta is his MOTHER! Goodness, VAR saves him from yet another bad call.
There were a couple of good responses, including this from one Antonio Barros:
Such a good VAR intervention! How come the ref Tiresias didn’t not see this? Is he blind?
And this from johnw60.bsky.social:
Deus ex machinvar
After an England player picked up a red card for a studs-up tackle, Toby tweeted:
Really hope England splurged for the retractable red card insurance before the tournament 🤞🤞
The red cards made him think of the Cruciatus or torture curse (a.k.a. the Crucio) in Harry Potter:
Red cards are so wild. The closest thing in professional sports to a magical curse or hex.
Toby then elaborated:
You have crossed the football gods and must now be BANISHED from the land of foot
After commenting on the World Cup games, Toby then considered applying them to his teaching. For instance:
Going to start calling the last ten minutes of class “stoppage time” to get my students more invested in learning
To which Bluesky’s Eric Rauchway responded,
I’m gonna go further and tell them the class will be only forty minutes unless there are any fouls in which case it will be lengthened by stoppage time
Toby again:
Will occasionally drop to the ground grabbing my face for several minutes to keep them on their toes
There was also was this fantasy of a system for calling fouls on students for not paying attention:
“Please refer to the syllabus” = Penalty
“We covered this in class” = Yellow Card
“Per my last email” = Red Card
And then there’s this from one who has clearly attended many faculty meetings:
Much respect to Messi the middle aged king for knowing you only need to pay attention for the final 10 minutes of the meeting
Humor aside, Toby had the following thoughtful reflection on the tournament, in which chance often determines who wins:
Almost every World Cup the eventual winner needs to win at least one match along the way via penalties which means we’re less determining the best team than some alignment of the team w the best play, best draw, and best penalty luck.
To me this is part of the beauty of the World Cup. It’s rarely a meditation on dominance, and much more often an extended experience of global equality and the randomness of joy and beauty.
Years ago I remember someone remarking that the occasional randomness and element of chance in soccer were one reason why it would never catch on in the United States, where we want to believe we have power over what happens to us. Other cultures are more fatalistic, resigned to the idea that sometimes unfair things happen.
The most spectacular soccer example is Maradona’s “hand of God” goal in a 1986 quarter final victory, but there have been countless other bad or missed calls over the years. While people may never accept what has happened—ask any Brit who was around for the Maradona game—one of the lessons learned is that we can be victimized by things outside our control.
Hmm, now that’s something Sophocles understood.
With video review, it’s as though the world has tried to Americanize the game, letting technology replace human limitations. Now we are seeing goals negated because a player’s toe was offside, and France was awarded its game-winning penalty against Paraguay because VAR picked up a clear foul that the referee missed. FIFA has made it appear that it can remove uncertainty from the game.
But the Balogun red card, which may have been awarded because the foul looked worse in slow motion than it actually was, calls that into question. Rather than removing all doubt, now there are debates over whether the technology has been properly used, with Egypt especially arguing that its goal-of-the-tournament should not have been negated because of a VAR-detected foul at the other end of the field. Things get particularly murky when the technology is used to determine motive: was a player actually tripped in the penalty area or was he deliberately diving?
All of which argues for literature and the humanities, which teach us that that life, including the games we play, can never be reduced to technological engineering. That may frustrate some, but the endless debates that ensue can lead to social bonding as strangers have things to talk about. The great books teach us that human reality is never simple but always shifting, and we leave ourselves vulnerable when we forget that.
Other recent Toby literary tweets:
—Full respect to Brontë and Faulkner, but I’m reading a Wilkie Collins’ novel where FOUR characters have the same name so far and I don’t think he’s done yet
—Middlemarch, written 155 years ago, is in part about the unbearable cultural inertia that blocks simple affordable housing and healthcare reform.
—More things in life need to operate like the Pizza Hut Book-It challenge that used to give kids personal pizzas for reading books.
If I read Brothers Karamazov, I think that should pay my mortgage for the month is all I’m saying
Followed by:
—Since I’m a professor, in a sense it does fairly literally pay my mortgage 🤔 but I think everyone should have access to this option










